Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Over Analyzing the Already Over Analyzed Analysis

Guys, I'm going to tell you a little secret about us girls you may or may not know about us. Girls are actually smarter than they look. Most girls out there think like scientist; we are constantly analyzing every single little thing. Remember those science projects we had back in 5th grade that we pasted on cardboard? With a "I hypothesize..." and "The purpose of this project is..."? Somewhere in that science project there was a section for the analysis. I used to be horrible at that part of the science project. I never was a science person, obviously I was an English and writing person. I got my lowest grade in middle school in science in 8th grade, a D, which I cried my eyes out about. But now as an adult woman I find that my analyzing skills are sharp. Maybe way too sharp. Like I think I could totally make a career out of my over analyzing. Are there careers in analyzing? Because I could totally excel in this. My mind is always analyzing and over analyzing to the point that I'm over analyzing the analysis that I've already analyzed.

Everyday is a new science project. I find myself saying, "I wonder if..." or if I was a scientist I guess I would be saying, "I hypothesize that..." And after researching and analyzing and over analyzing I come to my conclusion. "In conclusion..."

But do us girls just think way too much? Do we think into things that are just a simple fact? A statement that is just a simple statement to a guy could be to us a complex algebra equation that could take us all night to figure out. It's sometimes worse than high school homework because we don't have the math book to look up the answers in the back so we must figure it out on our own. A simple ":)" to a girl could be as mysterious as the Egyptian pyramids.

Guys are simple human beings. They say something or do something and don't even think twice about what they say or do. Girls, on the other hand, are complex, confusing, critical creatures. Instead of taking the simple, straight shot path, we like to zig zag, climb mountains, swim through rivers and fight tigers to get to the conclusion of things. So that simple "ok" or "lol" that really meant nothing to you that you just text us? Yeah we thought about it for about an hour and still don't know what it could possibly mean. And that no response to a statement or even a question? That's just over analysis overload. That can totally shut down a girl's hard drive.

To guys, they are just simple creatures, but to girls they are way too hard to figure out. And I'm sure us girls aren't as easy to figure out, but I'm writing in a girl's prospective so I can't speak for the clueless guys out there. Sometimes analyzing can keep us up all night. What did that mean? Is that a good or bad thing? How do I even respond back to that? Does that mean he's in or not into me? This is the thought process of a girl. And it doesn't stop there. This is what can drive a girl to insanity.

Sometimes I wish guys would just state their purpose. State your purpose. It's sounds so simple. "I just want to get some booty." "I want a relationship with you but have too much on my plate right now." "I really do like you." "I want to be with you." "I'm confused and don't know what I want." Whatever it is guys, just state your purpose. If you just have no idea what you want, tell us. If you want us, tell us. If you have no intentions of being with us, tell us. If you just want sex, tell us. If you only see us as a friend, tell us. If you want to see where things go, tell us. State your purpose. It would make things a whole lot simpler to us girls.

But I guess then where would be the fun in that? Where's the challenge? Where's the mystery and the butterflies? Is it better to know the purpose or to figure it out on our own? Is it harder or easier on us to know exactly what a guy wants? I'd like to say yes it would be easier, but most girls out there like the challenge. The flirtation. The figuring out a guy on their own. If it were so simple for a guy to state the purpose to us, we probably would just get bored with this. As I said before, we are complex creatures. We don't do or think or like simple things and stating a purpose is simple and precise and to the point. Although sometimes I wish I just knew the simple facts about a guy, I also think of the confusing side. And where's the fun in knowing all the answers? Sometimes it's more fun and rewarding to figure out that complex, confusing equation on our own.

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